roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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One time i was sitting down

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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