What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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hello anomonous

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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