What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Justin with a hat.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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