- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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