- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Your mom.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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