- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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