- Anti Joke

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

I? Everett

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Tunechi

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

why was the cat black it was a black cat