what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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