- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

womens rights.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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