- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What comes after 69? 70

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

antonio has a penis head.lol

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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