Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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