Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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WNBA

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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