Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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