- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

this website is a bad joke

I have cancer. And you're next.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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