Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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