- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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