Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Once, I went to Peru.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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