A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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