what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Corn Muffins

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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