- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

"Knock knock." "Come in."

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

an american walks out of a strip club.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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