If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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