- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

I'm rick james bitch

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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