- Anti Joke

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip