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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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