- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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