- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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