- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Granny porn!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's stupid a light bulb.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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