- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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