- Anti Joke

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

the economy.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.