There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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