- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

the NAACP

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

SHUT UP JP

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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