- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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