A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Anti Joke

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