- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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