What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Black people stink of shite!

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You are joking right?

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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