Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A whole 'nother.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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João Duarte reads this.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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