- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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