- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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