- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

SHUT UP JP

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

360 NO SCOPE

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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