Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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