- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Women's rights.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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