What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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A guy walks into a bar

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Tucker Rivera

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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