how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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it was all Tagart

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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AIDS

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Anti Joke

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