- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Male leadership.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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