Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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