- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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