why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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