- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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