- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??