We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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