what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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