- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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