- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

An anti-joke

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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