OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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