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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

The Morman Religion.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer