Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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