- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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