What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Nickelback

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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