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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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