- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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