What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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my gramma died

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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penis. nuff said.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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