- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A man did not like this site

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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