- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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