Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Beka has AIDS

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Anti Joke

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