- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

My Butthole.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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