what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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