- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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