What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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hey hey apple

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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