- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Knock knock.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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