- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

binladin walks into the american seals

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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