- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is white and black and red all over.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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