What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A black man walks out of a police station

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Women's Rights

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...