What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Dwight Howard

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Immigration Laws

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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