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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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