My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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women's rights

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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