- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

what came first the chicken or the chips

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

George W. Bush

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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