- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Do the roar!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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