Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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