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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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