- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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