What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

here's a joke... the american education society

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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