What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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