- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Honk if you're Amish!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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