- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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