- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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