- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Republicans

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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