- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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