Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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