- Anti Joke

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.