whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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