- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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