A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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woman's rights

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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