- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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