A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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